When you have a "I hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from
work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very
sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the

curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite
chair.

Open the package and remove the Thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the
literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print

There is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson is personally Tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I
do not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A.S.S. THAN YOURS

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