Acum serios vorbind, o tarantula mananca gandaci, viermi, pestisori de acvariu, tot ce misca si e mai mic ca el. Si din cate stiu daca nu misca, nu-i place.

si motanul meu a cazut de la etajul 7, si l-am gasit dupa 3 zile in subsolul blocului... si l-am luat acasa si a dormit o zi intreaga... era doar putzin zgariat
norocul lui a fost k inainte sa ajunga pe ciment jos a cazut p o tablie care i-a mai amortizat caderea, k altfel.. nu cred k il mai aveam azi...
si sa va pun si poze cu el...

asta e blanosul meu..

Eu stiu ca pisicile cu cat cad de la un etaj mai mare, cu atat au mai mari sanse de supravietuire. Suna ciudat, stiu, dar explicatie este ca timpul pana la impact e mai mare si au timp sa realizeze ce se intampla si isi pregatesc aterizarea in picioare. Asa se poate sa iti rupa un piciorus ceva, dar se repara. In schimb daca sar (dupa vrabiute de obicei) de la un nivel mai jos nu aterizeaza in picioare si asa se intampla ce s-a intamplat cu pisica ta, Cristi.

Uka, vazusem pe Discovery ca etajele 5-7 sunt "ideale" pentru supravietuirea unui "pisoi zburator". Al tau a avut noroc! E scumpic tare cum doarme pe tastatura.

asta e d azi...

PET RULES

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The
other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw
print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it
becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in
the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because
I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure
y our comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they
sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other
stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails
straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize
space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by
some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw
under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the
same door I entered.

Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or feline
attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's
butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on
our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who V isit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter
who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

Ce mi-au placut!!! in special asta Nu ma gandisem niciodata de unde vine denumirea de "furniture". Multumim, Honey!

Ne-a trimis-o cumnata mea prin email.... si... am zis sa o dau si eu mai departe...iubitorilor si... non-iubitorilor de animalute.
Ma bucur tare mult ca ti-au placut, Nessie.
Meow... meoooowwwww!!

Daca mai ai, mai vreau. Dupa cum se vede din "dispozie", de la profil sunt o mataitaaaaa .

N-am mai trecut de mult pe-aici...cool Nessie, bine le mai zici...